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Writers are Assholes

November 28, 2017by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

The cat walked up to me, out of the blue. “I want to be a writer,” he said. I slammed my special writing pen with the puffy pink feathers onto […]

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Dank Meme, Marching Dragon

November 3, 2017by Steve Colegrove

Yesterday, I heard a noise like a hundred cats being strangled in the back of a moving van that was driving down the highway constantly blowing the air horn. I […]

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Fair-trade Underwear and Cruelty-free Gussets

April 25, 2017by Steve Colegrove

This whole “fair-trade” and “cruelty-free” issue has been popping off since last week, when I came back from Neiman-Marcus with a gorgeous, puffy pink chiffon dress still on the hanger. I […]

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Have a Berry Mary Valentine!

February 12, 2017by Steve Colegrove

Despite the fact that Valentine’s Day is banned in every Muslim country, all 47,061 states in America, and the Vatican, this cherished holiday has always been celebrated in the little village where […]

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Three Free Books on Valentine’s Day!

February 4, 2017by Steve Colegrove

Against my better judgement and the advice of my accountant, my lawyer (and his lawyer), but most importantly––the cat-–I have decided to provide two free ebooks during the national holiday […]

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Paperback of SpaceBook Awakens now available

November 10, 2016by Steve Colegrove

The physical version of “SpaceBook Awakens” is now available at Amazon for $11.99. Thousands of trees gave their lives for each copy, so have some respect, okay? SpaceBook Awakens $11.99  

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SpaceBook Awakens Now Available!

October 30, 2016by Steve Colegrove

The third book in the Amy Armstrong series is now available in ebook format. SpaceBook Awakens follows Amy as she is separated from her friends in 1912 California, where she […]

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The Lady Doth Protest

October 4, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Mother says it’s unladylike to raise my voice, but when I tell her I’m not a lady, she locks me in the laundry room for three days with only a […]

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Self-Published Author Refuses to Stand for National Anthem; World Still Turns

September 9, 2016by Steve Colegrove

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA, EARTH, September 9, 2016––A self-acclaimed, self-published author disturbed several passing mallards and caused an elderly Corgi to become dispeptic today, by refusing to stand as the Star-Spangled […]

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Empire of the Space Cats now available!

September 1, 2016by Steve Colegrove

The second book in the Amy Armstrong series, Empire of the Space Cats, is now available at Amazon in ebook format for $2.99. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L4UGVMK Paperback: $11.99 https://www.createspace.com/6542797 In Empire of […]

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The Girl Who Stole A Planet Now Available!

August 3, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Jeff Bezos agreed to publish my book, and he’s smarter and better-looking than the three point five people reading this post (per the Constitution, ducks are only half a people). […]

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Gotta Catch-22 ‘Em All

July 31, 2016by Steve Colegrove

I’ve never told anyone this, but I’m a victim of child abuse. When mother lets me walk to the drug store, I never fail to meet a handful of nine […]

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Emergency Ice Cream Delivery

May 2, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Ever since the King of America declared that eating ice cream is a fundamental human right, my frozen treat business has more headaches than a woodpecker without his helmet. You’d […]

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All I Got From Paris Was Fleas

April 20, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Mother went on a howling tirade last week after I found her stash of “liquid medicine” in the conservatory, made “Molotov cocktails” and threw them all at the “cat.” As […]

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Sexy Amish Girls: The Reckoning

February 13, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Father ran away from home at the tender age of thirty-two, after mother left the ziti on the stove too long. Not counting that stain on the couch, he left my […]

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Best New Year with Amish Cheerleaders and Crap

January 2, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Mother said I couldn’t walk downtown to watch the fireworks on New Year’s Eve because I might get jumped by Mexicans and sold to a Juarez cat house, but she […]

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Hot Christmas Babes

December 24, 2015by Steve Colegrove

Christmas is a traditional American holiday when families gather in the desert for a week, strip off our clothes, and take bags of drugs. By removing the trappings of civilization (and our […]

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The Amish Spaceman

Author, Dreamweaver, Also Author

Yandere Simulator Development Blog

A Writer's Path

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A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself

A Hopefully Formerly Depressed Human Vows To Practice Self-Approval

HK Files

The Hong Kong Report

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

music, poetry, musings, photography and philosophy from a woman who found her way back home and wants you to come over for a hike and a cocktail.

It's Jessakuh…Duh!

Lifestyle & Fashion

Natalie Breuer

Natalie. Writer. Photographer. Etc.

A Day in the Life of Emma

It's not my fault.

© Wendi Bear 2012 - 2018

Tyrone Tribulations

News from amongst the bushes

GlobeHug

It's lovely out there.

Buffalo Tom Peabody's Blog 1

The 9 lives of Buffalo Tom Peabody.

Bucket List Publications

Indulge- Travel, Adventure, & New Experiences

Words of Margaux

Humor and Motivation for Writers and Other Dreamers

Michelle Joyce Bond

Offbeat Paranormal Romance

Lauren Sapala

How to write your novel, find your readers, and stay sane while doing it.

Dysfunctional Literacy

Just because you CAN read Moby Dick doesn't mean you should.

charlottecarrendar

~Weaving Words in her Web~

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