Sexy Post of Valentine Fornication

I’ve been told by an elderly relative that sex sells, but in my particular case it’s always been a net drain on the old bank account. Who can tell? Life’s a funny old dog. Well, funny until he gets rabies. It’s all downhill from there. Let’s be honest––life is downhill from the start, that’s why men are constantly trying to crawl back inside and women are constantly buying curtains so the neighbors don’t see.

A little-known holiday called “Valentine’s Day” is fast upon us. Therefore, let the gratuitous gender display and “Genome-Transmission Selling” begin!

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Now for the ladies …

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