After a recent trip to Tokyo, I’m grabbing onto the self-affirmation bandwagon and officially changing my race to Japanese. I could eat sushi for every meal and I never wear shoes, even inside the house.
Yes, I may be as white as Larry Bird but if you think Bruce Jenner is a woman then removing the “CAUC” from “CAUCASIAN” on my college application form is no different, in scientific terms. Why is the definition of race elevated above sexual identity? You may, in fact, be a DNA racialist. Look in the mirror, you bigoted hate-monger while I call Homeland Security. Or Sushi Factory, because I’m starving!