Mother went on a howling tirade last week after I found her stash of “liquid medicine” in the conservatory, made “Molotov cocktails” and threw them all at the “cat.” As […]
Christmas is a traditional American holiday when families gather in the desert for a week, strip off our clothes, and take bags of drugs. By removing the trappings of civilization (and our […]
After a recent trip to Tokyo, I’m grabbing onto the self-affirmation bandwagon and officially changing my race to Japanese. I could eat sushi for every meal and I never wear shoes, […]
Maui is an island in the Pacific Ocean and extremely warm, a fact I discovered too late to change my vacation plans as the plane was already in the air. I knew from experience […]
I think Brazil is super-great even though I’ve never been there and the people are super-cool even though I’ve never met any. Well, there was that one time I showed […]
The worker bees (they don’t like to be called elves) spent hours in Microsoft Paint and sifted through dozens of royalty-free images to come up with the stunning cover of […]
More photos from my trip during Easter. More photos are at my Facebook album right here.
Egads, the lack of security! They’ll let anyone in Cambridge these days.